Girl on the Third Floor is available in: English [Original] on Netflix USA

Girl on the Third Floor

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

A husband with a bad track record tries to start anew by renovating a rundown Victorian for his family, only to find he's tackled a house out of hell.

Some interesting moments amongst a lot of the nonsense I dislike from these supernatural horror movies that seem to make up the rules as they go (as a way to gin up some “scares”). CM Punk isn’t a very charismatic actor though funny does have some shades of Bruce Campbell (could pass off as his son, actually) but I did like Trieste Kelly Dunn and there some great gore effects, particularly in the third act, that almost makes this worthwhile. Almost. **2.5/5**
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Basically a body horror, but the house is an extra body.
It was okay. I know it’s a very “in” thing at the moment to not have a single likable character in your horror movie, which is the route that _Girl on the Third Floor_ takes, but I personally don’t dig that.

_Final rating:★★½ – Had a lot that appealed to me, didn’t quite work as a whole._
Source TMDb

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